A Little Smile Material

A friend sent me this and I thought it was hilarious and wanted to share. Everybody deserves a good laugh! :>

***Proof-reading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?***

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

[Some shooter here!]
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really? Ya think?]
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

[What a guy!]
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

[The-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!]
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
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War Dims Hope for Peace

[I can see where it might have that effect!]
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[Ya think?!]
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

[Who would have thought!]
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

[They may be on to something!]
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

[He probably IS the battery charge!]
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

[Weren't they fat enough?!]
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

[Do they taste like chicken?]
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[Boy, are they tall!]
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And the winner is.....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

[Did I read that right?]


**Hope this made you at least smile cause I'm still laughing! lol.